liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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kanyewesticle:

do you ever see someone looking at you in public and you think they might be checking you out then you remember that you’re you

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nonlinear-nonsubjective:

no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips